Oh Kojima, you crazy guy.

Anyways, it's time for another boring and uninteresting rant by some big guy nobody knows unless they walk into him. THen it's all like "hey, I know you! You're that guy! The cart guy! Your job blows!:

Yes... yes it does.

But enough of that, as I tend to ramble incoherently when I get on a roll. I'd like to address the population of people who don't know me personally. Yes, I am a little crazy. Yes, I have a bad, bad procrastination habit. And yes, you do smell something burning. Go turn off the stove, then come back to read the rest of this journal.

Ahem... so if anyone knows where to get headsets for cheap offline (will bluetooth work for LPs?) please let me know. I am desperately in need of some! I also need money, so if you have any lying around, feel free to donate!

...That last bit was a joke. Unless you really DO have money you don't want anymore...

Anyways, that's it. Toodle-loo!